so i'm trying a dating website again. last time was 4-5 years ago in bezerkeley and it was of no help but made for a good story. anyway, i've sent out my info and theres a few matches in my area so i wrote a few of them. only 1 has checked in recently and replied. he's cute, single, and i was intrigued so we talked about seeing music soon, water skiing, and used lots of sarcasm. then i learn he's a sober alcoholic, chain smoker, and all he says is 'i smoke, i dont have horns'. let me tell you, if you smoke and you think its a small thing, its not. you wreak of stale odor, your hair, your couch, your clothes, your house, and everything about you. you taste like an ashtray when we kiss and you poison the lungs of all those around you. why dont people get it? ugh. so anyway, mark him off the list. now its on to the restaurateur who travels the globe. nice smile. oh, and i made the mistake of putting the word 'older' in my ad and, taken out of context, it has generated matches for me of men that are 60+ years old. careful what you type. there was one dufus who just wrote, hey what you doing with that hammer? wish me luck, i'm gonna need it here in the south.
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