no fireworks in the city

i just watched back-to-back episodes of sex in the city for a little morale boost. so here's my update the online dating scene, i chased off the smoker with brutal sarcasm and ran some other witty chump off b/c he wanted mae west and I wasnt exactly ready to ask him to come up and see me sometime. actually he took me off his hot list, as he explained twice. then i wink, tease, flirt, whatever you wanna call it with a few others only to find out they are 260 lbs. despite their photos, or have kids at home, overly religious, and other criteria i specifically try to weed out. one nice kid keeps flattering me and he's 13 years younger and if anything i wanna date older men for a change but he wont give up. i ignore him. the last nice guy that i got a nibble from seemed promising, of course i had to pursue him a bit. he plays and loves music and we connected there; plus he's a mountain dweller...we'll see if he writes back. he's the only one i entertained meeting in person so far, well him and the smoker...before i knew he was a smoker, with horns. by the way, he's popped back in, just to see if i can be nice and refrain from calling him black lung. hey, if the shoe fits...but i can be nice. see this is nice. short, simple, boring, milk toast.